1.26.2000» Anyone who has spent time talking to me knows that there are lots of things that piss me off. In fact, I usually can't go for more than an hour or two without seeing one. I figured that I should, as a public service, list all the things that piss me off. I'll update this list when I think of more things that piss me off, and new items will appear in red. Anyhow, lets begin.

• People who ask me, "Why are you so pissed off?"
• Parents who bring their babies into a restaurant crying, and let their little spawn bawl throughout the entire fucking meal.
• The abovementioned babies
• People who bring their little kids into R-rated movies.
• People who bring their little kids into R-rated movies and won't take them into the lobby when the brats are scared.
• People who insist on talking over the international news on the car radio.
• Illogical people.
• Logical people who just don't care.
• Incompetent people.
• Idiot computer lab techs.
• Customer service lines.
• Hold messages like "Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. Oh, and while you're waiting for help with our defective product, we'll play some ads for more defective products!"
• Rabid Xenogears fans -- I love the damn game, but quit making us all look like idiots by flaming websites which don't call it game of the century.
• People who call me at 11:30 at night and knock me offline when I'm trying to check my email before I got to sleep.
• People who call me at 7:30 in the morning and knock me offline when I'm trying to check my email before I eat breakfast.
• Teachers who answer honest questions with smartass answers.
  Q: How do I do question #4?
  A: Well, how do you think you do it?
  Q: I don't know, thats why I'm asking you.
  A: Did you look in the book?
  Q: Yeah, I didn't understand it.
  A: We just talked about it in class, weren't you paying attention?
  Q: Oh forget it. I'll just get it wrong.
• Lt. Col. Dave Grossman (He's an anti-videogame-violence activist. There'll be a whole article on this bastard later.)
• Anyone who says "Think about the children!"
• Computer teachers who know less about computers than I do.
• People who want me to develop a website for them, but won't give me specific instructions, won't use the proper terms so I know what the hell you're talking about, and won't agree with any decisions I make. (I think you know who you are.)
• Trekkies.
• People who complain that all the battles in Final Fantasy VIII are one summon after another (Learn the fucking junction system, dumbass!)
• People who constantly bitch about Final Fantasy VII.
• People who join online forums and bring up arguments that have already been had a million times before (Like whether or not Final Fantasy VII sucks or rules.)
• Newbies
• 1337 h4x0rz
• Pretentious arrogant dumbfucks (*cough* Sky *cough*)
• The <BLINK> tag.
• Linux Elitists.
• Mac Elitists.
• PC Elitists.
• Rabid Nintendo Supporters.
• Rabid Sony Supporters.
• Liberals
• Conservatives
• Anarchists
• Most Christians
• Fanatical Goths
• Preppies
• Pacifists
• Sex-Obsessed Loonies
• Most Atheists (Not you, Kait. :D)
• People who disagree with everything I say just for the sake of doing it. (IE, mjc and owe.)