previous IRC quotes

 2.22.2000» These are quotes that were previously the "IRC Quote of the Update."

 12.31.2001» Nothing to see here.
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 11.29.2000»

<NES> Heh

<NES> Some chick in #teen just sent me a /msg asking if I was a bi/f

<NES> I said 'Yeah'

<NES> Can't turn down something like that y'know :)

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 2.22.2000»

<Leo> I can't get my D in-tune

<Sabre> Then you could start a new rap-metal band, Leo.

<Sabre> Here, you can just randomly pound on your out of tune D while I rap into a mic in a high-pitched, irritating voice.

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 2.5.2000»

<Pretender> SOME DAY MY PENIS WILL BE ON A BIG BILLBOARD IN TIME SQUARE!

<Bryne> Yeah, and you know why?

<Bryne> Because you're gonna get it caught on a nail when you try to commit suicide off one of those buildings. =P

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 2.3.2000» <e2k> More than any other single entity, Nintendo has contributed to the false stereotyping of cannonballs as giant round black bowling balls without holes.
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 1.31.2000» <[null]> God does have a purpose for Jerry Falwell

<[null]> and that mission is for Jerry Falwell to be a fucking asshole.

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